I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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