He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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