just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
