just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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