we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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