Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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