New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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