dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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