She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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