hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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