I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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