omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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