Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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