She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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