the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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