: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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