the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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