I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
