great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
bring money and cleavage
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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