what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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