What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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