Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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