Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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