I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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