While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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