I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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