Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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