I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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