hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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