ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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