He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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