Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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