afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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