You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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