woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
a search helicopter?!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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