we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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