I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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