it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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