She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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