And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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