He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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