Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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