Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
whose parrot is this?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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