You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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