He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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