He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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