Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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