I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Two words: nipple clamps
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