I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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