His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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