u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Two words: blizzard sex
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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