just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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